I've been offline for about a week, 'cause I had to spend days setting up my new computer and then, since my brother was only home that one weekend, we had to spend it playing Fallout 3.
So I have thousands of messages.
Also, with my new way-too-bright monitor, I can see that I need to fix up a bunch of my deviations, 'cause they look wicked sloppy. (They look fine on my old monitor, which I won't be throwing out. I don't even wanna know how crappy they look on everyone else's monitors. x_X)

Anyway. What I want for Christmas:
A four-door '67 Chevrolet Impala, black. I'm literally salivating just typing it.
A working lament configuration puzzle box (and by working, I mean fully moveable, not hellraising).
Trinket boxes, jewelry boxes, earring stands.
Stationary. Journals, stickers, letter sets, ink stamps.
CANDY.
Letters, cards.

Any favourite colours/styles? Pink/black, gothic, rococo, decora, lolita. But I'm very eclectic.

My address:
Princess Consuela
7 Phillpotts Avenue
Bedford, Bedfordshire
MK40 3UH
ENGLAND

This is 'cause I know how much people love to give me presents. 8D<3
Well. Not really. But occasionally, people do surprise and delight me by doing so.

I haven't forgotten everybody who sent me something last year, and for whom I didn't have the organisational skills to return the favour. I never forget when someone's done something wonderful for me, so don't stop expecting me to pay you back. I still need to write to some people, too. Sorry!

Last year I sent about 30 Christmas cards, pitifully few of which I made with my own hands. But I made maybe a dozen cute little ones for this year. If you want me to mail you, then Note me, and add your address if I don't have it. Since mailing everyone all at Xmas is far too expensive, I tend to spread it out all year round. Some get a card now, and some get a letter later on.

Uh, and add it in the Note if you can't eat candy. I don't wanna inadvertently offend anyone with diabetes, or an eating disorder, or anything like that. God knows it bums me out whenever anyone tells me not to get too drunk while I'm celebrating something. I have liver disease, and shouldn't drink at all. Way to rub it in my face, asshat. (Although, having said that, you can be reminded in a good way. A while back, ~GenesisGoBoom sent me a set of Darren Shan books, AND they were signed by the author, to CRIMEFISH, AND he said kick that liver disease's ugly butt up and down the street. A ridiculously awesome gift to give someone you met on the internet, and I'll never forget it.)

Anyway. In conclusion, random gift-giving is the spirit of the season, and makes people happy.
Thank you for watches, features, comments, favourites, and general sweetness. I'll hit you back. Eventually.



Edit: ~webofdreams89 is organising a gift-exchange (like a Secret Santa, only not secret), which I think is an awesome idea. You can read about it here.